Ah, the wonderful world of disclaimers. You know, "This product may kill you." "Don't use if operating heavy machinery." Those things.
Technorati Mini has a cute one:
"LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Technorati Mini may be habit-forming. Do not operate a motorized vehicle while using Technorati Mini. May cause excitement and/or nostalgia for Web 1.0. Minors should discuss using Technorati Mini with their parents. Technorati Mini may annoy popup-blockers. Do not taunt Technorati Mini."