My web host has a great spam filter, but occasionally a piece of this crap does come through. Today I got this gem of a Nigerian 419 (I think it's the 419) spam and thought I'd share.
REMEMBER: Never Trust ANYONE who sends you an email and asks for MONEY. ESPECIALLY if you don't know them or they're from Africa.
Like a good spammer (oxymoron, I know, since they're the worthless scum of the universe) he asks that you not betray him. Like he'd never betray you! What a moron.
AGAIN: NEVER TRUST THESE EMAILS.