If you're out partying and drinking, be safe.

If you're Paris Hilton, get a cab.

I love all the buzz on Hilton this weekend. Paris, the hotel heiress, is going to jail for 45 days for driving with a suspended license (and probably other things, too.)

A real jail. No cell phone. No drinking.

If she has a cell mate, Paris will really be the bitch.

I'll admit, I'm one of those people who's happy for this because she's a 'celebrity.' She's pissed because she's staring to be treated like everyone else.